Man, Darko. Darko ... Darko should have been good. This is a bad sports take hill that I will die on. Darko had too much athleticism and smoothness for a man his size to be bad. Watching him drop left-handed hook shots is still one of the coolest basketball things I’ve seen live.

I can already see the future...

And I wasn’t even the first. So, you know, we’re all unoriginal pieces of crap.

It’s barely meat, but yes.

You buy your meat at the Food & Stuff, like Ron Swanson?

I don’t know, that seems awfully cheap for a sandwich.

Change my mind: Dollar Dog night at baseball games are the best promotion of all time.

Be real and talk about you in real terms, talk about your faults in a fun way and about your positive points.

I’ll try to say this succinctly and elegantly:

Seconded.

the ’Tics played smarter

Congrats to all the top picks. You’re going to a really boring city.

With the Clips having two picks in the first, I am left wondering: Does Doc have any more kids?

Phoenix still has a long, long way to go. Good thing they started the journey on a full tank.

Yeah I like the D and all but $200 a seat is way to damn much

Another rule: all teams that play in the Badlands are called the Browns. Hockey, base ball, whatever. They are the Browns. Browns vs. Browns. Fans are forced to wear brown at the stadium.

I can’t hold it against someone’s brain not allowing them to remember that Paltrow has a damn Oscar.

Who are you people who just keep cans of whole tomatoes around in your pantry? Are you people with huge fucking pantries?

I swear, every time someone is like “Rather than buying A, just throw together X, Y, and Z.” and I maybe have one of the ingredients available in my pantry. And I like cooking and do it often! My…

Flip flops are fine anywhere if your name is Cameron.

I think maybe you didn’t actually read beyond the headline of yesterday’s post? It wasn’t a call for the teams’ respective role players to be erased from the series. It was, very specifically, a call for the teams not to employ third-brain defensive schemes that prevented the stars from ever guarding each other.