Sisyphus is the motivational hero 2018 America deserves.

It’s good to see that Kelly still can’t go through a game without at least two HBP’s a game.

Ahh, legal / illegal slides. The blue / gold dress of baseball.

Not to mention the “Once and Future” hair pattern. It’s just teasing you, letting you know your days are numbered. That you can look at pictures of Billy Donovan and literally see your future.

He’s like a Ken doll, but with less screen presence.

Donnybrook. I’m from there.

The HD super slow mo of the Red Sox third base coach getting absolutely drilled in the face by an Austin haymaker was quite spectacular.

You’re joking right? Austin went at him and Kelly ducked down like a little girl which is how Austin went over the top of him, fell to the ground and Kelly hit him in the back of the head. Apparently Boston’s video feed was edited, Kelly meekly invited Austin to come at him, then put his head down when it was time to…

Baseball and lacrosse players are the worst. The ones with the long hair (“flows” I think they call them?) are the worst of the worst.

Donnybrook remains undefeated as the most underutilized word in the English language.

Wasn’t dirty at all. Even went to replay and they didn’t think it was dirty either. Kelly is a bitch just like the rest of the Red Sox. They got their feelings hurt last year with Machado and I’m sure they’ll cry this year and try to hit Austin. Bunch of fake tough guys!

Please tell me there are more photos of Marky Mark’s impeccably hairless chest?

Was at the game tonight. I’m pissed at Austin for charging but he’s still a hero in my eyes.

I can agree with that, but kelly threw at him twice. One is understandable, twice is just dumb.

the relievers’ dutiful jog in from the bullpen, keeping a respectable distance from the other team’s relief corps, as they all make their way to a fight that they know will inevitably be nearly over by the time they can get there at all.

So you’re saying he should have just stood there and let Austin just run up and clock him? I don’t think so.

Kelly: Get off me! GET OFF ME!

WHO IS KARIM GARCIA?

Wait.... the Red Sox overreacted to slide that wasn’t that dirty. So shocking! I wonder if they’ll hold a grudge for the remainder of the year and try to throw at Austin. I feel like I’ve heard this story before.

The point is, ladies and gentleman, that Russ, for lack of a better word, is good.