As someone who knows people from Long Island and New Jersey, also fuck duke.

Last night it was mentioned that Grayson Allen grew up loving JJ Redick. It completely confirms that he actually aspired to be a dick. Like it was a life goal.

Just glad we won’t have to see him again until ESPN makes him announcing partners with Bilas or Jay Williams.

I became a Carolina fan in the early 90's as I found it the most efficient way to hate duke.

And they have a chance to win the lottery for the 6th time since Jordan retired.

I don’t know man, I don’t think I could stomach another year of Grayson Allen.

One of the best solutions to eliminate tanking is by contracting the Phoenix and Orlando franchises.

Thinks it’s not kosher?

Of course the Knicks were 4-0 against the not-tanking Nets this season and that’s the exact amount of tank games the Knicks trail the Nets by.

That was my first thought. Thursday Night Football is the Bad Place. I’m even reluctant to watch it when my favorite team is playing.

I didn’t know you could get a degree from duke in one semester, with half of your classess being at NC Central.

The only other time I skipped a Super Bowl I went to a movie. I can’t even remember what the movie was, but I remember it being one of the best movie going experiences of my life. It was like having my own theater.

There’s no question in my mind that the 4 Knicks that got one vote each got that vote from Enes Kanter.

*NC Central

That’s not fair. They take most of their classes at NC Central.

#StayMe7ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Duke: Hold my beer until the first round of the NCAA Tournament.

Duke will have to wait until the first round of the NCAA Tournament to understand this kind of humiliation.

I think Johnson spent a lot of time looking at fan theories and took a lot of pleasure in faking us out. For example, “Salt”.

The little guy hitting on BB-8 was Pepsi commercial bad.