They do enjoy a good story arch.

Really liking Grayson Allen’s new haircut.

Are these despecialized, or are you a liar?

Are these despecialized, or are you a liar?

It would be glorious to see Nike’s bottom bitch take that fall.

Is Mike Kryzyewski still in mycareer? That would be enough to keep me from purchasing the game after getting stuck with him last year.

It looks like Leslie Nielsen’s Oops I Crapped My Pants face.

Still convinced that no-trade contract was entirely because MSG was hosting the All-Star game that season and Dolan needed to have someone out there representing his team. Such a child.

Shredded lettuce is a war crime.

The first month of the season has been the real preseason for years, guys are just learning to play together in live situations. But the true solution is to eliminate four or more teams which will never happen.

If Eli dies on the field this season what does it mean for the future of the NFL? Will Mara/Reese/McAdoo be charged with criminally negligent homicide?

I always enjoy beating them in raids only to have the game completely glitch out when it comes time to catch them. The joy of watching dud ball after dud ball spin away on the ground makes every minute I’ve spent playing this game worth it.

It also helps the dumb (and/or drunk) drafters who would only pick guys they’d heard of (sometimes the same guy 3 straight rounds), much like the 4 day NFL draft helps the stupid teams by giving them time to hear about all the players who slipped and are still available on day 2 and 3.

10) When the passenger’s conduct creates an unreasonable risk of offense or annoyance to other passengers;

I love the timely “network errors” that either sabotage my attempts to win a gym or freeze me long enough so that after having defeated a gym I can’t even plant a pokemon before it’s already been planted and a battle has been started.

I put the car in park at the drive-thru to stop the bleating of that infernal parking assist/blind spot warning alarm.

Only if it’s a potato roll. I swear they’re the only reason people wait on hour long lines for Shake Shack.

I’m happy with Frank, but I’d be a lot happier with drafting him if it had been done by any other front office in sports history. Because it’s Phil, I’m scared to death that they picked him strictly because “triangle”. Thankfully the triangle will become extinct after these next two wasted Knicks seasons.

I’m too lazy to look it up, but wasn’t Allan Houston the highest paid player in the league about 4 years after he retired? I know they bid against themselves on that one too.