If it's any consolation, the story of your sinking hovercraft has made me laugh out loud. Happy Christmas!

But on the upside they do get to see a lot of topless female natives.

As someone famous once said "When a man is tired of masturbating, he is tired of life"

Does the US not have a radio time signal that any clock can sync to like we have in Europe?

Don't New Yorkers normally have their hands up though?

Indeed. Whenever I hear people say that those who are rich all got that way by being talented or through hard work, I always think that GWB disproves that theory rather well.

Mrs Clinton has previous when it comes to fashion crimes...

Well there is IMEI blocking which many phone companies can do for you, although it can be circumvented if you have the know how.

Because it would involve a bunch of competing companies having to work with each other, which they generally don't like doing for obvious reasons.

Will this 3DMark game also be available for the PS3 and Xbox 360?

One of the best selling cars of all time that was made in the UK was the original 1960s Mini, but they lost money on every one that was made. It was decisions like that that made British Leyland the world renowned car manufacturer that they are today.

They did that kind of thing a lot in Britain during WW2 and they called them Starfish sites.

Actually the cracks on that Hawaii flight weren't microscopic, as they were noticed by a female passenger with zero knowledge of aircraft as she boarded it.

Kneel before Zuck!

I've just had a great idea for the location of Apple's new production line...

Especially when it also features Fred Dibnah!

The first one is a Wilesco R200 Atomic Reactor 'Live Steam' Engine.

I never really download movies, but I decided to do so for the latest Star Trek movie as I presumed that it wouldn't be on TV for about another twelve months. Then about three weeks later they showed it on TV...

The only reason some people hate Steve Jobs is because of his Arab ancestry. *joke*

Proof positive that those who believe in Intelligent Design are right.