the effects of a combination of nine common drugs on a small sample of white men

“Since at least the 1960s, their pitch has downshifted the equivalent of three white keys on a piano.”

You spelled “ex-wife” wrong.

Because of her emails, der.

But you were down with the Tom Clancy stories when they killed Baltimore with a nuclear vending machine? And this is too far?

The problem is that I don’t think, “oh, cool, free drink!” but instead, “how huge are the everyday drink markups that they can afford to burn this kind of money?”

Intentionally overpaying initially, only to get an uncertain quantity of no-charge stuff later, does not so much seem like “free drinks” as “drinks you already (poorly) paid for.”

I am cautiously looking forward to see whether this affinity for “the avant garde with unexpected chord progression” becomes interesting or insufferable.

Trump or someone else who is also quite obviously Donald Trump simply corrected the National Hurricane Center’s forecast

What steps are you taking to stop them from voting?

But cooking isn’t just about hitting specific temperatures — it’s temperature over time.

Hah, “good” olive oil. That stuff is 95% FAKE.

2o percent of all total ammunition sales nationwide.

You forgot cannabutter.

Potatoes are vegetables.

With an electronically limited top speed of 261 mph, it didn’t seem capable of matching its predecessor the Veyron Super Sport, which hit a Guinness-certified 267.8 mph record in 2013.

I never knew God to discriminate

“We didn’t build cantinas to be a booze fest. That’s not the experience we intended.”

@espnW

Mount Pocono is REALLY FAR from Philly. That’s such a weird place to turn to with literally dozens of Old Navy stores closer.