Why would you tip a delivery person? You don’t tip the mailman.

THIS.

It does not exist anywhere useful.

None of these are selfies.

we get to peak behind their prickly façades

I don’t feel like we ever got a proper explanation about the green goo.

Why is it still fucking INTERLACED?

That nearly $20 gets you one glass bottle of New Coke with a Stranger Things logo, a bottle of Coke Zero with a Stranger Things logo (why?), and two cans of New Coke.

Girlfriends was the first television show shot in HD

the former cancer advocate

I will shame him: don’t sleep on seating surfaces at your place of employment.

There are more misogynists than us. They will always win. Why fight?

How are you going to not talk about randomizer?

Why the hell would you go to sleep in a public place? Wait for your hotel room.

before dying (presumably) of AIDS

I’m confused. This doesn’t actually say you’re leaving. But that’s clearly the vibe?

When is it proper to refer to Cheeto in the singular?

How is this story not about poisoning the food-thief?

I always say color equals flavor.

I’m not comfortable with how you equate “buying a new car” with “having to make payments.”