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I just straight-up eat salt.

BALL’S IN YOUR COURT, WHITE CASTLE.

Send the puppet as his stand-in.

Yeah... ex KGB....

Shazam, obviously.

McDonald’s locations in Ontario are out some $5.8 million in free fries—two million orders of medium-sized fries, to be precise.

Headline: How to digitize records without a record player.

an incredible HBO series, so much so that some viewers have already decided it outranks the likes of Breaking Bad and The Wire

Not to mention this:

what foods are cake and what foods are not

Should brought Caity and Rich.

dismantling electronic products will also expose you to dioxins

THE Smashing Pumpkins.

OK, so when those coupons were out last month, I waited until the last minute to use them. I’m wandering around Wegmans at half an hour to close, finding shit-all in the frozen food aisle.

Why does the URL say June 4, not June 5?

Why does the URL say June 4, not June 5?

A good attitude in life is acting based on the question “could this inconvenience someone else?”

If you recline your seat even an inch, I’m going to passive aggressively knee it the entire flight.

I fully believe in the idea that the armrests are yours to take when you’re seated in the middle seat.

Afraid is a shitty way to live life.