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And pray tell, where would someone as unlikeable as Pelosi win other than a very friendly district that just reelects her out of habit?

Ive switched from salt shakers to open salt cellars, and at first my GF was apprehensive about contamination. What do you expect can survive in a pure-salt environment

non-mouth-touching stuff like coasters and napkins.

How long have potato ricers existed?

There’s no honor in catering to unreasonable demands.

Eww, convex buttons. Concave 4 life.

And its important because no one likes a homophobe.

How does that help, though? At least any more than the more direct the speaker implies, the listener infers?” Is there some mnemonic device linking pitcher to implies and catcher to infers that Im missing?

Lemon is not a flavor it is a mistake.

America has been devastated by its pie addiction.

Chickens just what you eat when you cant find beef or pork nearby. Its a 3rd-tier meat.

Cool, so lets just fire all meter maids, while we’re at it. Not life and death!

They do. Filet O Fish.

criminal penalties aren’t on the table

Prozac works great on cats too

A Taser shouldnt have a pistol grip, or a design that could be in any way mistaken for a gun. Design it like a TV remote - something held straight out.

I find it very odd that this story doesn’t contain the actual news in the body itself — it’s only in the headline.

can we all agree that we just miss the shit out of Carrie Fisher and Nora Ephron?

that wealth of data puts employees at risk for identify theft