Juice is juice. Milk is milk.

Correct headline:

Milk comes from animals. You’re looking for the words “milk substitute.”

I’m sorry, but milk is equally as gross in cereal as water, if not grosser. I haven’t put any liquids on cereal since I was like 6.

it is never OK to give recreational drugs to animals

20% is for cheepskates and Republicans. Just tip the 22%. It’s nothing to you. So tip 24% and stop complaining. Round up to 30%.

the four zip-codes in that area

I was raised that 10% was standard. Prices may go up, but percentages don’t.

But tacos are unambiguously sandwiches.

Are all these students on the basketball team? Why are so many of them so excited?

fungi that have become resistant to antibiotics

“upgraded”

Look at airport “security.” Could it conceivably save some lives, somewhere down the road? Maybe.

How am I going to feed my kids and pay my bills

Olivia blames her mom and dad for ... the downfall of her career

Problem the first: ASMR is, in and of itself, SUPER CREEPY.

But if you cut them this way they won’t burst when you steam them, which is the one true way to prepare juicy, delicious frankfurters.

**Looks at photo**

Or even a regular Real Housewives viewing?

when the apparently more hardcore of the two, Dark Shirt, straight up threatens to murder the security guard if he doesn’t hand back her scooter