Several of these “problems” could be solved by owning more land.

It’ll be out this Summer.

Why, why, why did you set your embed to skip the best part of the song?

(Twelve weeks of paid parental leave is what Duckworth offers her own staff, there is no parental leave policy in place for senators.)

I saw Lesbian Bed Death open for Sixpence None the Richer back at Lilith Fair ‘99.

What say do cops have about doing donuts in an off-street private lot?

Hey I know that color!

Pay it off, pay it off, pay it off.

All food is organic.

What’s an “active” shooter? Or rather, what’s a “passive” shooter, which the existence of active implies?

Proper journalism would spell that out.

I see “Parkland” in the headline, but not in the body of the story at all?

OK but what about Chris Tucker?

Its, not it’s.

calling in a fake bomb threat

System-wide parental controls shouldn’t exist as a standalone app. I oppose that from a very fundamental level of how operating systems should work.

Heroes come and go, but the truth shall set you free.

Most of them do not have jobs, no.

But kids tend not to pay taxes before the time they start college.

To be fair, the notion of charging students different tuition based on where their parents arbitrarily decided to live is some bullshit.