Wow you are almost as wrong as you are horrible. Please never touch someone else’s car.

The Department of Homeland Security ... will monitor ... 290,000 global news for “any and all” coverage pertaining to the agency.

But those don’t pop up. They rotate.

Flip smartphones totally exist.

During closing arguments, prosecutor David Lord told the jury that “words alone” shouldn’t be a reason to kill someone.

Um, just how much space does this cover? I’m working with about 17TB consumed of my local storage at the moment.

Now, when I say “jeans,” I don’t necessarily mean actual jeans. I’m not a shill for big denim. Maybe you hate jeans, or don’t have a pair—I don’t know what’s in your closet! By “jeans” I mean typical clothing items you feel comfortable in.

Project Runway, which recently aired its 16th season

But you don’t have to worry about that. You can just be infertile and live a full, happy life.

Stanford, a superior school to Howard (in her mind)

“Got a name picked out for this one, Brittany?” the nurse asked.

As if infertile couples don’t have enough to worry about already.

the top of it’s compression stroke.

DO NOT PAY BRIBES.

Di was literally the most famous woman in the world during the ’80s and ’90s.

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I find it hard to believe that a full third of American families currently have babies at the diaper-wearing stage, period.

open plan living space ... a vital and necessary element of the design to ensure the safety of the children at all times

Isn’t the possessive form of his name Tiger Woods’s?

Reboot? No thank you. Just keep making more with the original cast.