BUT THAT DOESN’T SPELL OUT KIA! I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS! -People who have an issue with the new logo

Logos, not always but a lot of times, work with association. I mean, Ferrari’s prancing horse is a good example. We associate that with Ferrari because that is the strongest connections that we make, while that particular logo’s origin is closer to Porsche.  So the new KIA logo, while it’s not all that communicative,…

For a mall mom truck, at $50k I’ll be in a Caddy if I want to stay “American.”

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I can’t fucking believe the $50k MSRP

50k!

I’ve got you:

i mostly think it’s funny, hence a joke even in the headline 

ALL DRIVERS from EVERY STATE have been getting noticeably worse in the last few years. People are driving faster, more erratically, less turn signals, keeping smaller distances between the cars in front of them, hogging the left lane, staying in the right lane at on ramps, weaving between lanes, can’t stay in their…

Well, this news certainly makes me grimace...

Your kid gives me hope about the future of gaming.  Definitely keep encouraging that attitude.  I hope I get teamed up with them in the future, because that is the best attitude to have, and I want to support their way to victory.

Man, if Ethan had not recently ripped off his mask and shown us all he was actually Schreier all along, I’m not sure I’d be pulling this site up daily any more.

Sorry to see you go Ash, but definitely excited for you! I've really enjoyed your writing and your voice will be missed.

And I myself play ranked and manage MVP about as often. Across all modes I’ve got a 67.5% win rate, including two CPU Battle wins for the sake of doing the annoying “KO 10 Abras” quest in Quick/Mer.
(The Quick Battle event quests are irritating. I’ll do CPU Battle for that and then play humans the rest of the time.)

Did a candy bar also cost a nickel back then too?

Dear Jalopnik Staff,

just read all the comments on this post, and man, you’re all wonderful. sincerely: it has been an absolute honor <3

“For some reason, then-EIC Stephen Totilo decided to take a chance on me”

Nathan, nooo! I get all my starred comments from arguing with people who shit on the subject of your twitch articles!

While I have nothing of worth to add...

I seriously thought the header image was Nathan playing an ocarina.

Good luck, Nathan.  I don’t know how you will recover from the gummy controller.