Your “windows down” comment made me remember arguments (based on air resistance assumptions) over whether 1) open windows decrease a car’s mileage and 2) having the tailgate up or down on a pickup with an open-air bed affects mileage.

Having rich Corinthian leather is worth the suffering.

I wish I had lifetime fluids. I’m feeling a bit run down as the years roll along.

I applaud your rebelliousness. Beach trips through Tuesday, September 21st, 11:59 p.m., for everyone!

I salute your use of the diæresis in the face of declining standards.

James Kirk Piccione, Esq.:

I’m confused—why isn’t there a seized vehicle in the post for us to vote as either CP or NP?

Money belt? To wear $87,000 dollars, you might need a money vest.

Nifty, but does exposure over time to heat in the engine compartment affect a tire’s durability or longevity?

“I agree!”

If tree limbs are at your windshield’s level and you’re tearing up Nature with fat, deep-treaded tires, you’re probably doing “Leave No Trace” wrong.

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This is a TED talk I would watch.

#Jalophilosophy

#Jalophilosophy

Odd. I scrolled down past the second slide show link (after opening the post both from my profile and from Jalopnik itself), but no content appeared. Perhaps I’ve been Kinja’ed.