AROD: 2 is better than 3

Witness: the car was a real piece of shit. All bashed to hell, barely running, sounded like a paint can full of nails...

I never realized until now just how much of a bad ass she is. Rest In Peace Jessie.

Just doing some quick math here, assuming it’s around what they currently sell for, it’d be around $93K +TTT, so... $105K, plus some options, which means you’d likely land around $115K. Since Audi’s tend to age like a fine... uhm, bread... let’s assume it’s going to be worth $48K in 36 months.

I understand your point about JW, but I also do want to note that only eleven of 24 qualified drivers finished that race, with 74 laps of it being under yellow. That’s a terrifyingly high rate of attrition. Like, I don’t see it as Pocono’s fault specifically, but the nature of IndyCar racing as it played out on that…

there hasn’t been this much fuss about a second Schutt Air since the JFK assassination

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

This stupid fucking Stewart column is the epitome of burying the lede. If your interview subject WANTS to talk about his crimes - the thing that he is most notorious for - why the FUCK would you keep veering away? Even if it’s just on background and you feel queasy about violating that agreement (which, please)...…

Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

well shit you got me there

Nuh uh.

“Still ugly tho”

Between this and the Deadmau Purrari thing, it makes me wish I was rich just so I could buy a Ferrari and troll their delicate sensibilities.

My nuanced take: Ferrari is overstepping their bounds but I, also, would not want to be associated with those nasty-ass shoes.

it looks SOOOO much better than the enzo does, i believed that when it came out and i think it holds true today, its definitely aged more gracefully. 

Plus it was a Gumpert. WhoTF would admit to owning a “Gumpert”?

I worked at a dealer when the SLR came out. We had one sit for a year and a half until we traded it to another dealer that was desperate for a white G63 we had. (obviously not a straight trade) 

Jesus, the Edonis is so awful. It’s like somebody remade Turbo Teen starring Ted Cruz.

The Milwaukee Sawzall: The “edit:undo” function for the physical world.