“A METAL DECORATION FROM HER PANTS”

My wife’s an ER doc, and I feel pretty confident she’d trade for any of these to avoid the numbingly commonplace “VAGINA:

Man.

I don’t know if I would have time to hit the “entertaining guests by inserting the wooden leg of chair into his rectum party” when I have to stop by the “fisting party”. Both sound like fun.

Is there any way we can gather all these people in the same room? I have some follow up questions.

• “ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”

And, if the illustrations are taken at face value, everyone will be white.