It looks like a Nissan Titan. And that's not a complement.

Get an S-10 with the 2.2 and a 5 speed.  You can pick one up for less than $2k and they would be perfect for this application. 

I doesn't run well, but it walks ok.

While it’s not the best looking truck ever, it is 1000% better looking than the CYBERTRUCK.

I don't think I could ever grow an epic enough mullet to own this work of art. Oh, and definitely CP. 

How can people be victim blaming if he isn't victim?

Exactly. Imagine if we started using that word.

Toyotas are overrated.  I bought a $5,000 Camry once, boy was that a mistake.  It was a POS.  Before it hit 120,000 miles I had already poured $3,000 into repairs. I’ve had Chrysler products that were A. cheaper to purchase in the first place, and B. had no unexpected repairs.  If he buys a “Very decent old Toyota”…

Yeah, it’s right on the windshield. That page is the only reason I use Facebook anymore.

I have driven many 80's GM vehicles, the A/C always worked just fine.

I call your Fiero Trike and raise you an MR2 Trike.

You might need glasses.

Ran when parked. 

The Santa Cruz is a Super Hyundai Instrumental Truck or SHIT for short.

Most of their sedans were captive imports? No they weren’t. Most of the sedans were K-Car derivatives. The imported cars for Chrysler were things like the Sapporo/Conquest (a coupe), Dodge D50 (truck), Dodge Raider (SUV), Laser/Talon (2 door coupe), Colt (small hatchback), Dodge Stealth (2 door), Eagle Summit (MPV…

The mountain air is the cleanest, hence you need to open it all the way. The shipyards smell of fish and diesel fuel, you won't want to be missing those interesting smells. The windmills? Well they're Dutch. Screw the Dutch. The countryside has lots of cow farts, you don't want those entering the car. And in traffic, …

72-moth financing? What if I can only afford butterflies? 

Just LS swap a FRS or BRZ instead.