Actually, it’s battery. Assault is the threat; battery is the action. Legally speaking...

there’s never a bad time for supreme court humor imo

Im sure there are 5 federalist crimes those kids committed.

Battery. People, please learn the distinction.

Hopefully those John Jay kids will be brought to Justice.

Umm, are you kidding me right now? This IS assault. There’s nothing to be overly dramatic about. There’s nothing to be any dramatic about. Plain and simple, it’s assault. Any violent play in football that is not an established part of the game is assault. You swing a baseball bat at someone during a baseball game, and…

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.