I wish I got extra points for punts in my fantasy muff league.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

What a fucking prick. He’d rather retire than stand for the national anthem!?

I can’t blame him for having a hard time making up his mind, seeing how he probably doesn’t have much of it left

What an incredible moment, and if Bartolo happened to groove that for him, well that just reaffirms his status as the Champion of Everything.

A friend said to me “hey, Bengals did ok today!”

Wooooooo 1-0 baby! We’re well on our way to another 10-6 record and soul crushing first round exit!

Dallas: HOORAY!!

Guess he’s gonna be a sickman, again, for a while since this might be the real thing. Guess he can’t take the grind as the man in the box, but hopefully he’ll brush away his injuries since if it’s over now for him, he might drown in a sea of sorrows...

Jason Garret has offered to donate his backbone, since he rarely uses his.

“You’ve pissed me off Brock, now you’re going to get it!”

An artist’s rendition:

The real shocker here is that Danny Valencia has a shoe endorsement deal, as in, some shoe company marketing whiz thinks that as many as one, or more, human being somewhere on this giant round ball we call “Earth” will be so impressed to see Valencia’s majestic-1.0-WAR ass wearing a pair of said shoes and say to…

It was then the players learned Butler had dyslexia.

In Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic, victim kills criminal.