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If a post-brunch, cardiac massage and knee fondling nap aren't signs of attachment from my girls, I don't know what is...

Title is wrong. It should not read Unbelievably Bad Russian Driver. It should read: Unbelievably Russian Bad Driver. The amount of Russian-ness here is just overwhelming. It's too bad the video ended before the driver could get out to start a fist fight with one of the parked cars.