USA Today? More like USA Yesterday amirite

Rent it and wreck it. My motto for Airbnb toilets, and I guess for Mercedes when it comes to opposition research.

I know I missed the boat on this one, but a while back I chased down a guy in a black Porsche 993 w/PCA stickers all over it. Thinking he was an enthusiast, when I finally caught him at a light, I rolled the window down and said “nice 993" to which he gave me a disgusted look and said “its actually a 911" before…

Sounds like Mr. Kazemi can’t drive.

It’s Toronto, so it was rosé.

I approve this story, especially the part about telling children to run out into a busy street to do the manual labor while adults supervise.

Wonderful article. How can we get people to pay more attention and take driving seriously? as for autonomous cars. I keep thinking of the rural driver that is too far from charging stations (electric cars) and needs to regularly drive on rural 2 lane roads in the dark with drunk drivers and deer. How will they adopt…

To be fair, Cracked doesn’t understand 95% of what they make articles and videos about

This guy basically just built an entire car and I still have to look up youtube videos when I want to tie a tie.

Behind every guy who builds a car like this at home (over 18 months - or more), is a better (understanding & patient) woman. Kudos to both.

Eh. I loved some of the old TG interviews/star in a car segments. Depends on who it is.

This is what it means:

“What’s The Most Insane Thing You’ve Done In Your Car During Winter?”

Dad used to do doughnuts in a 1968 Camaro in the Church Parking lot.

We would just skitch a lot in high school. Rope with a knot. Car. Sled. Goggles. I think a couple of us hit just over 30mph. Went around a curve a little hot and my buddy hit the mailbox......thankfully he was ok.

Despite growing up near Yellville, I never attended Turkey Trot because we always shot our own turkey each November. It’s pretty easy really. They just sit there and don’t move much. You just have to wait until you have a clear shot. They’re always grouped together and I never missed.

Yes, that’s why all the bestiality porn comes from Europe.

Turkeys aren’t animals. They’re pure spite covered in feathers. Much like geese and swans.

I knew missing this even would haunt me. Well, at least I have the Hill Country Rallye to look forward to...

I’m a Paul Walker fan, but his daughter though.... That’s a different story.