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Viktor continued to deny paternity—going into detail for the court about when he had sex with Marija and the rhythms of her menstrual cycle—prompting the court to order a blood test.

oh cosby’s daughter! okay! WHAT THE FUCK BILL JESUS CHRIST THATS WTF

I like the way you distinguish between sins of commission and sins of omission. Those two groups of sinners need each other to game the system, and each can blame the other for creating conditions of systemic injustice.

As someone who works in a group home shelter for abused foster kids, I can only personally speak to the first part of this article and say that, for all the attempted subterfuge our kids go through to dodge the Rules, we almost always know when they’re doing it — we just sort of let it go (as long as it isn’t anything

This was an incredible article. These are the things I return to this website for, thank you

Nah, I didn’t watch the first one. I knew precisely what I wanted out of the experience and felt confident that the second one would deliver in spades. :)

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He’s not my typical type buuuut

Yup. My brother almost died. He went to school for a week with Appendicitis because my mom didn’t believe he was really sick. It was also finals week. Poor guy.

“See? This is why women shouldn’t play sports! They cry and quit when a coach is even a little bit hard on them.” - my uncle, probably

Personally. And then she redesigned the machines that make the wands and reengineered the materials to assure that doesn’t happen again.

Also check out The Guard. Same guy from In Bruges (Mad Eye Moody, Brendan Gleason I want to say?) and Don Cheadle. Fantastic. Same guy made all three of those I think.

I loved Colin Farrell circa like 2000, and In Bruges and Seven Psychopaths are awesome and he’s great in them and they redeemed him to me to some extent, but man, dude comes off as having super gonorrhea.

I spend so much time pretending the only Colin in the film world is Firth that I actually had to Google Farrell

Workplace food issues are terrible! Where I work now is generally pretty sane, thankfully, but in the past I feel like it’s always one extreme or another. Either everyone is all obsessed with kale smoothies and coconut water and counting carbs, or it’s all donuts and pizza all the time. I try to eat mostly healthy

This is all way too real. Every. Single. Day.

This is the thing that bothers me the most about this article (it’s the dog whistle beneath the “I care because of consumerism” cover). I didn’t get married young so now I can’t have a wedding that’s as nice as a 24 year old’s wedding? A+ work, society, we’re doing great.

The headline in the NY Post would read “Van Veen Vexes Vogue Vamp”