I absolutely don't do this (i'm 35, good looking in shape female, never been married, work in creative and pay rent and have a roommate due to student loans, never owned a car). This is just how my life went and i don't expect anyone to be 'better' than that.

I have a masters in fashion and this is some of the better advice i've heard:

I really love dirty talk and i (think?) i'm pretty good at it. The hottest thing anyone's done for me was a guy i was long term fwb with and he once emailed me this whole fantasy scenario, which we took turns adding to over the period of a week. It was super hot when we got together and he just automatically started…

Yeah, but it tastes great. Your don't have to roll it, just make the mixture and put it on whatever. I like to put it on pizza!

If you're in Scotland, it's everywhere. Or you can make your own, it's awesome.

Haggis is wonderful, no reason to be weird about it. They make vegetarian versions that are also very close to the real thing that's excellent as well.

It's now a full blown, irritating thing in Canada even though our Thanksgiving is in October, before Hallowe'en. As if Boxing Day wasn't enough as the designated 'deal' day of the year. My American coworker was loudly bragging about all the shopping she got done before work today, everyone just pretended Black Friday…

I'm dating someone i met online who is a doppelganger of a good friend i asked out around 3 years ago who ended up rejecting me. We still run in the same social circles and neither of us told our mutual friends that happened so it'll be interesting when i introduce this guy to our friends - i'm mentally cringing right…

The part of the book that always got to me was the grown son picking up his elderly mother, holding her and rocking her and singing that song, '..as long as i'm living, my mommy you'll be' :(

Because in society, being male is the standard so any 'deviation' from the standard (ie a rash of school shooting involving women) would be noticeable.

I got - " I'm really into women that like to be degraded during sex" at a mall foodcourt at 5pm on a Wednesday while i had a mouthful of sandwich.

They're planning their escape route out of Glasgow, they don't take too kindly to royalty there.

Starred a hundred times. I hate this shit - if i'm busting my ass to be there on time, show me some respect. I had a friend whose girlfriend was always super late and sometimes wouldn't show. If that was the case i'd just say, "That's fine that your late. Just letting you know that some time in the future i'm just not…

I was also with someone whose penis was quite small, which was new to me (before and since). It surprisingly didn't bother me at all - i mean i would've loved for him to be bigger but it's not his 'fault'. He never mentioned the size or felt embarrassed (which is really a big part of it all) and he was the most open…

I don't think they're all that. I went to a specialty macaron place in Quebec and let's just say savoury basil macarons and balsamic vinegar macarons are super gross.

When someone says 'pie' i suspect you think meat pies instead of fruit pies as well :P

I don't mind baked beans but when i lived in the UK i was super disappointed i couldn't get a decent brunch there anywhere. Like it's not a thing. In Toronto it's like a religion here. UK people: start an amazing brunch place! So many people with british hangovers will love it.

I don't have kids but i do think the pressure on moms to be the BEST at everything is super high - with social media showing every little thing moms do with/for their kids ('look at the organic pie we made from scratch!' 'Eliza at her first mom and me yoga retreat!') and the way lifestyle parenting blogs have taken…

I wish at a younger age i was exposed to stuff like this instead of being taught to be wary of everything. I took shop at the age of 12 and we all had to weld, use the band saw etc but was so terrified of everything because i never had exposure to this stuff at a younger age.