It’s the same reason why we all know that in Revenge of the Nerds, the main nerd actually rapes the sorority girl when wearing the Darth Vader mask because she THOUGHT it was her boyfriend.

CAN I BRING FOOTBAWWW

Wrong India, Columbus.

cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat…

Cosby tweeted that even he’s offended by this.

Local cat is all “I brought the kid dead mice, why is nobody giving me accolades for trying to feed him solids? He’s two! He can handle it!”

“Still better than feeding your child formula!”

Abby is the obese, middle-aged, borderline-abusive coach. Which *I* think makes that tattoo even more compelling.

Have you seen a typical North East Indian? Or a South Indian tribal? Parsis? You don’t even have to go that far back. Caste is not equal to race. are you of Indian descent or are you just speaking from the experience of having an Indian friend?

Seriously.

I had miserable periods in high school. I could go 20 days on my period, 10 days off, with 4-5 days psycho heavy. I even ended up with severe anemia. Anyway, one time I was stupidly wearing white pants (didn’t think I was due) and filled up my chair I was sitting in, my pants had blood all the way to my knees. Once I…

Obviously fake. If it was real cat hair, her body would have shut it down before it became a hairball.

I mean, it IS right there in the name.

I prefer to use the port-a-potty in transit. I feel like I'm using it to it's fullest potential.

“Um. Ocupado.”

What’s worse is goddamn adults saying “squad goals.”

i loved watching her but at the same time felt bad for loving it. she was REALLY crazy. not just ‘lol housewives’ crazy but totally off her rocker. i felt so bad for her daughters. i remember she had those ‘body guards’ with her and made her daughters hug them and it gave me the worst feeling. she had her daughters…

They married well. :)

Everyone was still in their peak during her time. Teresa was a lot less depressing, Caroline still looked to muppets for hair & beauty guidance...everything was simpler.

she is my all-time fav housewife of the entire franchise. it is def in the “things i LOVE remembering” file in my brain. pure entertainment; RHONJ hasn’t been the same without her.