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I was wondering how the Bernie Bro crowd was going to spin something as mundane as, “Clinton says congress should hold hearings on the Mueller report,” into impotent rose-twitter-level outrage. Well Splinter, you didn’t disappoint.

If you read the op-ed, she never said she would not impeach.

TFIF.

You’re like a guy that goes to a TFIF’s and starts bitching because they don’t have an endless pasta bowl.

Obviously that short summary of Bernie’s stance in the Elizabeth Warren impeachment article is equivalent to this. Strange that I couldn't find the equivalent article to this that You. Yes, you. claims is so easy to find. 

Yeah, they “covered it” in a one sentence mention in Warren’s impeachment post. Astonishing how it didn’t warrant a several hundred word take down like folks like Clinton and Pelosi have been treated to for having the same opinion as Sanders...

Splinter 2017-March 2019: Impeachment is such a #Resistance grift! You can’t run on “NOT TRUMP!” Actually push for legislative action to affect change!

They did no such thing... if they had, you would have shown where and when. Saying they did doesn’t make it true.

Also waffling on impeachment? Bernie Sanders, an actual candidate for 2020. Where’s the equivalent hit, Splinter?

Yeah, but they don’t also have a mic in your house. More info you have on someone, the more damage you can do.

Well three can play that game!

Here’s a picture of my pup. However, she’s heavily involved in both black lives matter and antifa in the pursuit of white genocide.

Welp.

His bobbing and weaving + homie hug = my death.

Please, please, please... don’t quote Chris Cillizza anymore.

The future is Rep. Lauren Underwood.

I certainly hope the future is Lauren Underwood, Sharice David's, and Stacey Abrams, because AOC's ability to do more than campaign has been pretty lacking thus far. 

When you begin to use fucking Cillizza to boost your argument, you should just kinda take a step back and move on to a new subject.