Welcome to the “dirtbag left.” It’s heavy on the “dirtbag” and light on the “left” (unless you count stanning for Bernie and shitting on democrats as “left”).

Bernie changed the political landscape for the worse. He makes ridiculous promises with no plans, and he has absolutely no plan to get anything passed in Congress or compromise. He farted out a populist movement during a populist election. And now a bunch of college kids think he’s Jesus and think incremental change…

Bruh, I know about genesis sonic music.  Although some of those 16 bit jingles were stolen from Michael Jackson, so that’s probably not the greatest plan either.

Hey now. Gangsta’s Paradise was an exponentially better choice than the god awful butt rock in early 2000s Sonic games.

I don’t think Bernie has answered for his weird rape essay or lectures on how cervical cancer is caused by too few female orgasms.  And Bernie voted for that “tough on crime” bill.

You bros know that Bernie voted for that “tough on crime” bill, right?

I was wondering how the Bernie Bro crowd was going to spin something as mundane as, “Clinton says congress should hold hearings on the Mueller report,” into impotent rose-twitter-level outrage. Well Splinter, you didn’t disappoint.

Here’s a picture of my pup. However, she’s heavily involved in both black lives matter and antifa in the pursuit of white genocide.

Eh, picking a public fight with a liberal think tank is stupid based on the very light criticism he’s received. Just seems like he’s playing the victim card when he receives the slightest of vetting.

Did you read the article?  It’s inmate on inmate violence that’s out of control.  Sure, criminal justice reform would be beneficial, and more oversight is a good idea.  But you’re talking like the guards are doing this or something.

lawyer vultures circle overhead.

I think I’m in the grays over here, but I couldn’t go without commenting on how amazing this headline is. Is there a Pulitzer Prize for headlines? Because this wins.

I think I’m in the grays over here, but I couldn’t go without commenting on how amazing this headline is.   Is there a Pulitzer Prize for headlines?  Because this wins.

I’m Jewish and agree completely. The racism that we face is fringe, nazi-esque bullshit and doesn’t compare to the systemic/criminal justice racism that black people face in America. Also, after living in Birmingham for years of my life as well, I’m a racist pussy when it comes to hanging out in Ensley too.

I don’t think you understand the context. It’s “I support X, but something that contradicts me supporting X.” We aren’t condemning the conjunction “but.”

#whitepeopleproblems

This might be my favorite .gif

You should also ask what difficulty people play. I beat pretty much every major side quest and storyline within 70 or so hours, but I was rocking on easy mode and didn’t fuck with the card game. I have other shit to do.

CEOs who take a pay cut when their company is doing poorly always have a special place in my heart. RIP.

I don’t think you know how movie reviews work.