@gstatty: Great comment, although the chilling image of "people puppets" scares the living hell out of me...

@Billybird: Reminds me of this one from a couple of superbowls ago. I needed a couple of rolls of toilet paper after this...

@midnightz: I'm not going to get into some slanted political battle on here, but America did not enter Afghanistan because of WMD's... That was more for the whole "They attacked the World Trade Center and were harboring terrorists and their training camps" thing.

@flyingstitch: Sounds like State Farm was actually the insurance broker for the VW's driver: "He compiled a parts list of about $2,500 and gave it to State Farm, the insurance company for the VW driver."

@JosephCole: Never, ever does this become old... This probably runs through my head at least four times a day at the office...

@Dabamasha: Don't forget to check the AV cables and power cord, open and close the cartridge door a couple of times, then decide to blow in the cartridge slot, finally deciding to bounce the cartridge itself off the heel of your palm three or four times for good measure, only to be greeted with a pink-lined screen...

While there's not much you can do with applications running on iOS, I get progressively more and more tired of the tale of the "I did not save! And I lost everything!" It's definitely difficult to feel sorry for this scenario. At this point in word processing technology, everyone should automatically save a document…

@Dukie: Amazing. Well either way, you made sure this thing did what it was supposed to do: Fly long and rain death from above. Good job to you, sir. Good job.

@SerialThriller: I'm a Metallica fan, but I'd say Megadeth, at this point anyway, has a better "purity" level when it comes to metal. They haven't attempted to soil themselves like Metallica has in the past couple of years.

@Dukie: I'm supremely jealous that you were able to spend so much time in one of these amazing pieces of equipment.

A-10 30mm gun = by far one of the most intimidating sounds on the planet. Sounds like a mix between the smoke monster from Lost and death...

If he can afford shit like this, he needs to stop being all butt-hurt and self-pitying about not being in Metallica anymore...

@typica1cat: Her?

Can I just say that every time I see one of Mr. Spratt's illustrations... I get a little tingle inside.

@DavidAndrus: I guess this makes sense, but another point that several researchers pointed out, along with Cochese: Tanooki Suit Epic, is that the houses that surrounded the pyramids were in no possible way housing slaves. The "gangs" of workers were essentially NOT allowed to be slaves because of their derelict…

@Cochese: Tanooki Suit Epic: Zahi's research supports this idea. He may be an asshole, but he definitely knows what he's talking about.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.2: That's genuinely impressive, sir. I believe the sun looks a little like a rocket making a b-line for those jet fighters. Let disaster ensue!

@headc4se: Emphasis on the massage part... Partially in reference to the typo in the infographic...

@headc4se: Maybe a text massage therapist?

@RomanForest: Bad dog!