@Krochus: But seriously, have you seen the Top Gear series with the Toyota truck? They bolt it to a freakin' imploding building!

@Heel-Toe: Also about how the weight to power ratio really negates the power-loss, blah blah blah.

@ourtimedownhere: No, no... she was on medication, too. It's different.

@Anonymoose: Holy shit, that is INTENSE! So there's like, German techno music and people firing rifles into the air the whole time, right?

@Anonymoose: Hmm... High-stakes knitting... Is that when the needles are dipped into a poisonous mush or acid before you're allowed to start?

@Sent from my toilet: You're post is ironic....

@rathat: But where do I go if I'm interested in lasers?

@He's got a sword!: So you just insulted people who drop things on accident, but then described several situations in which you dropped things on accident? I'm confused...

@Rodney Sparks: Honestly, I would prefer the MST3K version... But I see what you're getting at.

@Rodney Sparks: Bias in a blog? No way!

@octasquid: Scream at you, then pout in the corner?

@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: What, a laptop?

@Robotronic: Yup

@mburke001: Notice how he refers to "the Times" not "The Times." Completely different...

@atrus123: I have a feeling that would incite all those flickr photos to slowly start disappearing...

@GoldVrod: Those cup holders look perfect for this.

@Anonymoose: So this would directly appeal to most Hummer owners! Perfect!

@jeffk: It's only for certain pages; generally those in a center-focused format, like blogs.

@Gaucho85: Notice how the combined intelligence of all of these comments amounts to an alligator's? Society...

@clearbox: You must live (and never move) within 100 ft of a tower...