Why is it exactly that we make fun of Celine Dion? Did she do something laughable beyond being a famous French Canadian with a distinct singing voice? I honestly don’t get it.

This article has proven to me that not only will I click on pretty much anything, I will also comment on and analyze things that do not matter at all. I’ve only ever seen one episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. WHY AM I HERE? I DON’T EVEN KNOW THE STORYLINE.

The reason why she’s all of a sudden gay is because she’s been hanging out with cara and held her hand. Cause you know if you hang out with someone else who is gay, this means you too are gay.

My problem is less with the state of the planet and more the state of the people on it.

I’m so excited that climate change is now over. Thanks Paul McCartney!

Dear asteroid: We are ready now.

This is worse than the time you guys tricked me into looking at a minion being swallowed by a man’s foreskin.

I changed my mind. Fuck Earth.

This is going to work as well at fixing climate change as Band Aid did for starvation in Africa

Thats almost as awful as his 9/11 song and that song was worse than 9/11.

A nine-year-old wrote this song, right? That’s the only explanation for the number of cliches and lines like “a diamond in the universe.” If a 9yo wrote it, big claps. If the person was 10 or above, there’s no excuse.

What about the idiots calling this guy and threatening his life because of some stupid stickers? Yeah, I’m sure this plumber thought terrorists would be an excellent co-branding opportunity to increase awareness of his services. “Terrorists blow up your well? Call Mark-1 Plumbing today!”

I don’t think Jana’s singleness demonstrates a lack of brainwashing, rather Michelle’s refusal to say goodbye to her No. 1 helper. I haven’t seriously watched the show in years, but I imagine Jana more or less runs the joint, especially now that girls 2 and 3 are out of the home. She’s basically the spinster doomed to…

What bugged me most was the ultra-passive voice about “things that happened” — it was never ever “bad things our brother did” or “the stupendously negligent way in which our parents tried to sweep it under the rug.” Throw in the husband’s haircuts and their professed ignorance about all things baby (really? a pregnant…

It’s a southern thing.

If for no other reason than it’s bad TV. If I want to hear someone prose on about pregnancy or their upcoming trip, I’ll talk to my friends. And they are at least funny, cuss and not super into god so yeah, I’ll pass.

jesus yes for fuck’s sake you can hand your baby to a police station or fire station NO QUESTIONS ASKED. There is no reason to do this or leave them in the cold somewhere. I feel compassion for the desperation she must have felt, but I feel much more compassion for the innocent little baby who now has a difficult road…

I agree with you on a moral level, I really do. The mother’s life and decisions should be more important than anything that the fetus/baby could have going for it. But from a medical perspective I also get why they don’t want to do abortions when the fetus could conceivably be viable.

I know this is unhelpful (and she was probably under mental stress or illness) but you can always leave your baby in the hospital if you don’t want it. All she had to do was wait three months.

I really don’t see much room for commentary on women’s success here, though, accidental or otherwise. It’s more about how social media and presenting an idealized image of our lives has become so all-consuming.