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Clark’s adoptive Dad teaches him to hide until Zod smokes him out of his fox hole. He’s never an adult person with a personality, he becomes Lois’s emotionally stunted bodyguard. All Snyder can think to do with him is beat him up, crucify him, or turn him evil. And never mind Krypton was a fascist state that relies on

I think the public response to The Flash is evidence they need to burn it down. Cavill looked the part, but I always thought he was a little wooden. Doesn’t help that he was written as an easily manipulated man-child, but he’s also 40 years old now. That’s hardly ancient, but if you want to hit the reset button for

Hoult wasn’t terrible, he was just never as poetic as Hank McCoy should (which Grammar totally nailed)

I didn’t hate the tech/bro take either, it could have gone somewhere if developed. But Snyder’s wasn’t taking the franchise anywhere good.

Michael Shannon’s Zod is certainly entertaining, but going straight back to Zod after he was prominently featured in previous Superman movies was a red flag that Man of Steel would be bereft of new ideas. It turned out to be a hollow anti-Superman movie.

I recall he tested for The Batman as well. Seems like he’s just on the “young, tall, dark hair” list for these casting calls. Lex I could see.  I never really thought he was right as Hank McCoy in X-Men, but I think he was an 11th hour substitution.

This looks promising. Superman Returns and Man of Steel were such polar opposites, a slavish homage and a vapid attempt at deconstruction, respectively. Neither worked. Hopefully Gunn can move the property into the 21st century.

It’s pretty spot on. I can’t wait to see what Gunn does with Supes.

I had zero expectations for Shazam 2 and ended up mildly enjoying it. I will probably never watch it again, but it’s light enough on its feet to be 2 hours of dumb fun.

It’s referred to as the Sofia/Sophia’s Choice.

wait wait wait Kevin Costner has his own TV show now?

Great, another reboot.

Totally, he’s literally “kid” Flash.

And sage advice on what it means to be an anti-hero from his Uncle Bengal

I would watch the shit out of a The Think movie.

That’s so Kraven!

I’ve read about it (and actually guessed it as joke). Not that they can’t walk anything back, but I think it was purposeful to end on a gag and not one featuring Snyder characters. It’s run its course, blighted the cinematic IP, and there are new toys to sell!

For sure, I think it’s clear WB has had no intention of producing a sequel to The Flash at least since all of the Miller shit hit the fan, maybe even before. Giving Muschietti the keys to a future Batman movie is pretty good evidence they’re throwing him a bone for the shitstorm this movie became.

nah I want a Flush vs Reverse Flush movie to finally settle which is the correct way

Maybe for the sequel the killer will be revealed to be Mark Pillow’s Nuclear Man!