They are calling it the John Scott update, since Bettman doesn’t want you to see them play.

That’s a pretty basic function of a national soccer federation, though. The USWNT isn’t on top because the federation has managed its resources well, it’s on top because it has so many goddamn players to choose from-this country has nearly as many female soccer players as all of Europe. And IMO that’s because Title IX…

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

Mind you, here’s the promo image the Clippers tweeted out yesterday morning...

“This might be my last rodeo. So it sure has been a pleasure.”

Calm down there, Satan.

Remember like three years ago when Nate Silver said that the average Deadspin reader was a 34 year old white male with an above average income, and high alcohol consumption?

Deion also said once that he drove his car off of a 40-foot cliff going 65mph and that both him and his car came away unscathed.

How much are tickets to this show, and where can I buy them?

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I have to point something out. You described “numbness” (the absence of sensations) and went on to talk about being in pain all the time. Potentially confusing, eh?

My experience; I default to being numb. Usually accomplished by distracting myself with reading crap on the internet, watching TV, playing a game. When I…

At least in myself, I describe depression like this - imagine that over time, you realize that you no longer have the ability to feel joy. I don’t mean the kind of short-term pleasure you’d get from having sex or eating ice cream, but the simple enjoyment you’d get from playing video games, watching a movie, or doing…