This reminds me of quite possibly the greatest “Choose Your Own Adventure” book ever written:

Do they make gloves that would fit his hands, though?

I can see the fedora in this post...

Dress codes are often how small-minded, cubicle despots get their jollies. They love hierarchy and the games it allows them to play. Later, they go home and someone shoves a cattleprod up their ass or makes them wear a maid’s outfit with their dick hanging out. These two activities are closely connected.

Can’t help but chuckle at all the “when I was a kid” comments referring to computer porn, and some saying, “Man, I’m old.”

Sorry, but everytime I see a reference to this battle, and a mention of THE SINGLE GREATESS ADVANTAGE JON HAD... AKA.. THE GIANT...THE GIANT THAT NO ONE THOUGHT MIGHT NEED ARMORED PROTECTION FROM ARROWS.... AND POSSIBLY SOME FORM OF A GIANT SIZED MEELEE WEAPON......I kinda just shut down...

I like the idea that Dany’s army lays siege to Kings Landing, Cersie see’s no way out and orders the rest of the wildfire be lit. Jamie kill’s her for the same reason he became the king slayer.

Has Sansa truly stepped aside, though? I know she told Jon that he should have the Lord’s chamber, but I think Littlefinger has planted the worm in her mind that people should be following her... and I didn’t like the look on her face after everyone proclaimed Jon King of the North.

Now, for those of us who have been reading the books for two decades, there’s nothing left to do but wait for George RR Martin to update his LiveJournal.

Season 7 opens with Jorah running into Gendry, who’s been rowing this whole time

So, Daenerys is finally on her way with three dragons. Given the outfit she spent the whole episode wearing, I’m willing to bet that Arch-Admiral Cersei of the 7th Imperial Starfleet has got some satellite-targeting probes trained on those babies and will order her battlecruisers to open fire with their heavy plasma…

I’m still in shock that Arya can be stabbed 4 or 5 times and jump, swim and walk across town but one arrow in Rickon and he drops like a rock.

Because little girls are fierce badasses, grr (says so in the script)

You wouldn’t even have had to read the whole article to figure out why your comment isn’t relevant.

Please make this a weekly column. This has been a giant pile of hilarity and lets me reminisce about my long forgotten PnP RPG playing days.

I’ve gotta give it to “You suck at dying.”

#%?!*!

Goodie. Those level packs were ok but nothing worth calling an expansion.

Hardly, its just that most modders don’t want to have to maintain and upload a dozen seperate versions of their mods because the creator of the game can’t keep them functional cross platforms.

This makes absolute sense and my heart aches for this man. Having said that, that's a fucking amazing picture.

@cmdrfire: Much easier to read a headline and then post a comment than read the whole post. Who reads anymore anyway, that's pre-9/11 stuff.