I worked in a tattoo shop in college as a body piercer and one of our policies was that we wouldn't tattoo the name of a significant other on someone.

Thank you so much for your kind words. I appreciate it. No I wasn't trolling. I've been upset all afternoon about this whole thing. I guess trolls have thicker skin than I do. I could never be one.

It absolutely does.

I give up. I'm done. You've chased me off.

My wife's e-mail signature is "have a nice day" or something silly like that. There have been times where she's ripped me a new one for something and forgotten to take it out. So I get the e-mail yelling at me and then her telling me to have a nice day. It always makes everything better.

Excuse me. I said emaciated because the article said emaciated. What would you prefer?

For fucks sake. Am I the only man in the fucking world who appreciates zaftig women? I look at emaciated women and I just want to feed them a sandwich.

I got both of my dogs matching skeleton outfits. They looks like adorable versions of the assholes from the first Karate Kid movie. Now if only I could convince them that the annoying dog next door was Ralph Macchio my evil plan would be complete.

As much as I dislike Sarah Palin I have to say this is surprisingly endearing. Now let's hope I never say those words about her ever again.

In my research it really depends on the type of sex crime.

The lack of time sex offenders get keeps me up at night. Seriously. A lot of it (I think) stems from the fact that the courts treat sex offenders like they would someone who is mentally ill.

Something tells me any liquor brewed in an empty fire extinguisher (that probably wasn't properly sterilized) would probably do a lot more harm than good.

It seems like most sex offenders be they male or female end up doing very little jail time. Check your local sex offender registry and you'll see what I'm talking about. It makes me fucking sick.

I think it was more like when you use too much lighter fluid at your barbecue. He didn't end up looking like Freddy Kreuger if that's what you're thinking.

Another excellent installment. Thank you so much.

Good god me and your husband sound alike.

I'm glad it's not just me and my wife. Although my apathy has become a point of contention once in awhile so sometimes I force myself to have an opinion just so my wife won't murder me in my sleep.

Yeah I was pretty proud of myself for writing crisps. My wife's best friend is a Scot so she calls them crisps and I said it just to avoid any confusion.

Exactly the same. They would look like you'd be able to pop them on the grill and chow down. Hungry for some twenty year old Hebrew Nationals?

It wasn't a cat but right before my wife's grandmother died one of her last wishes was that her beloved cockapoo come live with us since we love dogs and already had two. The only problem? We live in Virginia and she lived in South Dakota.