My parents were walking around naked and fell on each other. That's my side, I'm going to stand by it, and nothing can change my mind thank you very much. :)

While everyone is looking at this can I please bring your attention to this. It's a map of over 500,000 people in the United States that are right now trafficking in child pornograhpy. It's not just Amber Cole. It's thousands and thousands of children every day.

I was just dicking around online and found this old link. I wonder if that had any influence on this horrible Punisher idea? It's like Punisher meets the Shield. Except not as awesome.

For the love of god someone please give this person a star. For the first time in my life LOL means something to me. I wish io9 had a comment of the day.

Good point. Sometimes I take for granted the risks people like Romero were taking back then.

My problem with Romero is like this...

If you could hold up the axe blade wouldn't you? :)

That's what I was thinking too.

I know I'm commenting a little late to the party (I've been sick and catching up) but holy shit. That site is awesome. You guys rule.

What the fuck? I've been sick for a week and I come back and see all these costumed hero shenanigans. It's just not fucking fair.

Who is the guy in the video with the juggalo makeup? Was Phoenix Jones having a team up?

Just the fact that you can do things like prune a plant and know about the saucer thing means in my house you would be looked at on the same level as someone like Poison Ivy or the Floronic Man.

Back when I used to go to shows I never paid for any of them. Unless it was a band I felt deserved my money.

I'm afraid most of them would get me banned from Jezebel. I'll break them out every once in awhile. It'll be more fun that way.

How long did it take for yours to die?

"In the real world, flytraps are actually in a great deal of danger from humans."

One of the most horrifying experiences of my life was having to pick up my former manager's dead dog's pelts from the taxidermist. He loved his Dalmatians and when they died he had their pelts prepared.

Back in college my sociology professor told me a story about Charlemagne (at least I think it was Charlemagne- it's been a while) and one of his biggest interests.

My wife was the same way. I thought she was going to love it. She's the one who loves all the Vertigo type stuff in the DCU. So I thought it would be right up her alley. She just kind of blew it off. I thought it hit all the right spots. All it was missing was Mallah. But every comic is missing Mallah as far as I'm…

I've always had good experiences with this shop. It was always with back issues though.