This article is so weird. When the pandemic lockdown came, we redid a relatively unused dining room in our apartment to serve as a home office center and bought a decent, middle of the road cost printer.

We looked up reviews on Wirecutter and elsewhere and bought a (non-HP) printer. And it’s been fine. We’ve got four…

John. Buddy. My dude. I am in my forties and I haven't owned a printer in years. I haven't brought a paper boarding pass to an airport since the PS3 days. If you really need it, they can print it there. It's OK. Let it go. Be free.

Yeah, that’s not true at all.  The battery life is the only thing I don’t like about the controller.  It’s not nearly enough of an issue to avoid using it, I just plug it in when I need to, but I’ll absolutely pick up a version with double the battery life.  I have a cat, so a free cord is always at risk of getting…

Beige?

honestly this. While I’m ok with them offering the option, there’s no way in hell I’ll choose a red console over a black one.

Most people don’t want wild colored shit in their living rooms. End of story.

Sony have done this for the same reason car manufacturers now offer cars exclusively in silver, black and white.

Straight people eat ass too! Two men eating eachothers butts is just not christian enough.

“Flagship Hero”?

While that is certainly unfortunate, at least three of the games mentioned are meant for an age group above that of the child. So you can cross those off the list of “marketed to children”.  And ultimately this goes back to personal responsibility, which is at the heart of any addiction.  Nobody put a gun to your head…

Parent you children, lady!

“Grand Theft Auto VI will feature two protagonists, a male and a female”

Cool...

“and return to Miami, the location of its popular Grand Theft Auto: Vice City spin-off”

Neat...

“and will also be more cultural sensitive following an internal evolution of Rockstar’s workplace.”

Umm... wtf does a politically correct GTA even…

These kinds of articles bug me. Like are we trying to catch Nintendo in some lie? What’s the purpose here? They clearly want to control when/how their console gets announced and will probably deny everything until they are good and ready. 

the good thing about a 2 screen form factor is it makes piracy / emulation a little weirder and more cumbersome. the wii’s motion controls, the 3ds / ds touchscreen.. if the form factor isn’t conventional its just one minor deterrent 

At this point, I am starting to think that people are just physiologically incapable of remembering that inflation is a thing that exists.

The alternating nonsense is fine, that’s capitalism working as intended. But Xbox has been the real innovator this gen, doing a lot of cool forward-thinking shit with hardware and services, and it’s still not helping them get a leg up on Sony or Nintendo, because they don’t have enough good games. So Sony’s and…

Sony: 

But you gotta wonder how much that massive Series S install base is causing headaches for developers trying to bring high-end games to the Xbox ecosystem.

Hire human beings/real artists, you sacks of shit.

While I am far from the right, this article is as far left as I can imagine haha. The game clearly highlights the reality we live in and how everything isn’t black or white. Reality sucks. War sucks. Crime sucks. Don't like it? Fix it or go hide under a rock. CoD has always been known to show the messed up sides of…