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Wet is a bad word now?

“but it’ll still be a useful add-on for your Nintendo Switch when the inevitable Punch-Out game is released.”

Yes, but you have to take a running start, or it won’t work.

You do realize it’s all simulated and none of its actually representitive of the actual gameplay right?

To consistently expose people like you.

I mean, this is your same response anywhere politics are now that Gawker is gone.

Trump sucks. He’s a terrible person. It’s exposed more and more, day by day. It’s great to see that everyone is joining in on the fun. Lighten up a little, eh?

Shout out to the 10 people who appreciate the Double XP reference.

Mega Man is not in this group, at all. That name, when used alone, is associated with Light’s robot, Rock. (i.e. Rock is Mega Man).

I liked the video better the first time I saw it, when it was called the Iron Giant.

This looks like Guillermo Del Toro’s version of ‘Unravel’

I really dig watches and I don’t think it makes you an “idiot” to appreciate an accessory. Granted I’m not spending hundreds on them, but they’re just a piece of classy male jewelry. Frankly, watches..

Online gaming will eat itself, and the dawning of a glorious new age of single player games will begin anew.

This scares me. Are you being snarky because this is the last time you will be able to write something like this before you are purchased and forced to do review scores? :(

Lately, I wish more games didn’t have voice acting.

Being mean to the player because her child died right in front of her. I get that she’s just a fictional character, but I swear that video gamers these days have absolutely no empathy for other human beings. We’re a generation of goddamn psychopaths.

I feel like you’re building to something here.

Everything is AAARRRGGGHH!!!

This cosplay really didn’t click for me. I can’t really piece together why. Maybe because most people just shit bricks when they see it.

Courtesy of the Test Your Might forums:

You know full well you’ll never be able to prove otherwise.

“A Disney Wind Waker? Could have been fun!”