Hes talking about Halo and Killzone and Resistance and that's IT

How many people that are mad at him actually watched it? Because Dave is clearly very pro trans rights. His “team terf” joke was bad, and hurtful and it seemed like he didn’t even understand what the term meant. Seems he thinks it simply means “believes gender is real”. But even then not as in trans genders are not…

What’s funny is he makes fun of you specifically in the special. If you watched the entire special (sounds like you didn’t) and came away with, “Dave is transphobic”, then I don’t know what you were watching. I laughed, I cried, I empathized with multiple parties. This was stand-up at its highest level and i pity you…

you realize it’s standup right? you know, that whole “don’t take it seriously, i’m not actually gonna cum inside of a fishbowl” kind of shtick? how many times does he gotta come out and say he’s fucking joking. 

Webb was a NASA administrator during the 19060s who aided in the persecution of LGBTQ employees.

A person in too deep to admit they’re fucked or a scammer.

Ah, gotcha. Yeah, agreed - that article sucked.  Not in the least because it was in that genre of “oh but there might be harm to the kids because of the masks” when every single kid I’ve seen or raised during this has been perfectly fine with the masks, unlike some of their ridiculous parents.

My favorite part is when those covidiots gasp on about how the pores in the mask material are much bigger than viruses so don’t stop a thing, then go on to say how effective they are at preventing oxygen molecules from being inhaled.

It doesn’t matter. People have chosen what side they are on and they aren’t changing. This pandemic has only reinforced my belief in how stupid people are.

Magnets, how do they reprogram my pacemaker?

As a family with small kids, we would not be able to travel at all if we could only use hotels. One’s mileage may vary, but the ability to cook in a full kitchen and have space from neighbors for running around/occasional tantrums are absolutely essential virtues of vacation rentals. I acknowledge the regulatory and…

We have that remake already, it's called The Force Awakens.

Damn, we should go into marketing.

That’s just the first round of releases. The second season will include:

I have a Modest Proposal here... Which if you know your literary history should flag this up as taking a deliberately outrageous position in order to illustrate the morally outrageous opposite position that is actually accepted as the norm.

Looks like Cara Dune is Cara Done. 

The swabs are a bit like the oral and anal thermometers. The only real difference between them is the taste.

Now you’ve got me wondering if the guy in the van driving around my neighborhood giving free anal COVID-19 tests is on the up-and-up.

What I hate is when online retailers demand a phone number when checking out “for delivery contact purposes”. No honey… you don’t.

I couldn’t imagine the horrors of having my phone number leaked! Imagine what could be done with that information! I mean, someone could print it out and send it to everyone in town!