What dummies! Everybody knows the Police Cybertruck should have the Robocop theme!

Yeah, “your art’s fucking weird” seems about right for a high school(?) insult.

Admittedly I skimmed this because I want to experience this for myself as fresh as possible, but yeah — my eyes were drawn to the “Your art’s fucking weird!” part and I don’t find it remotely hard to believe that some asshole teenager would say that to someone. Kids aren’t always — in fact, they seldom are — eloquent…

I haven’t played it yet so I can’t exactly put anything in context, but “Your art’s fucking weird!” sounds like something a kid would say to be mean. I still remember being a youngling and my grandma asking me why I couldn’t draw anything nice (it was all tornados destroying cities and Mortal Kombat characters killing…

If there’s ever going to be a definition of a bad-faith take, this article should be cited as an example in its entirety. It’s contrarian simply for the sake of being contrarian. Here’s the thing: thinking that The Short Message mishandles its themes jsut because it doesn’t present them in a fashion as deep as a…

Oh FFS Steve. It’s a pre-production prototype. Please see your shrink and tell him or her why you hate Elon so much. Go take a look at the Tucker prototype dude. I’ll wait.

It’s unfair to pick apart a prototype for its specific issue related to non-serial build quality.  General issues and serial build quality will be enough to pick it apart when its time.  

Are you telling me the Classified Information department at Nintendo Power didn’t actually have a team of elite covert operatives engaging in high-risk espionage missions to secure me the latest codes for my favorite Super Nintendo games?

diarrhea works too, not sure what that proves

If you die in the metaverse, do you die in real life?

because crypto is a scam.

Maybe publishers just need an employee to literally draw out the pyramid scheme to them

I’ve always said that the Prequels are a good story told badly and The Sequels, with the exception of TLJ, are a bad story told really well. 

Don’t feel bad, the people selling NFTs and running blockchains don’t really comprehend it either.

And so begins a new genre of dumbassery: Space Climate Denial.

“I'm not racist, but..." Should be top of the list

Ted was arguably the worst character. He’s no better than Rob from “high fidelity.” A terrible person wrapped in the packaging of a “romantic.”

“I don’t mean to be racist/sexist/whatever-ist but...” or something along those lines.

I’m surprised “I did my own research” didn’t make it into the list.

Just like regular currency!