Yeah, I’ve jerked off to your present girlfriend dozens of times.

In other words: Trump being a giant asshole appears to be backfiring yet again. What a shocker.

I read that as Lonestar which means Trump is Barf aka his own best friend.

Here’s a horrifying one — as a kid, i LOVED the Wayne’s World movies. So much so, that I would run around the house going “schwing!” all the time. In fact, my parents would tell me to “get all my schwings out” before the grandparents came to visit. I just thought it was some fun greeting, like a high-five.

Only if the game cares about historical accuracy.

Also known as taking a “multipass” at women.

The Last of Us, the ending where you actually felt like the main character. At least, I did.

Then just enjoy the games and books and stay off Reddit. Frankly, that’s good advice for everything.

Sad fact of the matter is that in the 2018 media industry, you are hired for your social media presence and to engage with fans. If it were you or me we could just turn off our notifications and get some work done, but realistically there might be “social media engagement” clauses in her contract

I came expecting to see a pic with a room full of white guys, looked at that pic and got excited that there were so many women and persons of color. Then I made the mistake of reading what the criticism was actually about and promptly remembered why I hate humans of the internetz.

This list kinda got out of hand, but here some of mine:

So many valid answers...

Basically, you do coke so you can drink all night, and you drink to take some of the edge off of doing all that coke.

I think the main reason most people would want a remaster, outside of playing the games again obviously, would be the chance to have ME1 look as good as ME2. The graphical jump there is huge, kinda like Uncharted 1 to 2, or Jak 1 to Jak II.

You’ve officially cemented yourself as my favorite author on Kotaku since that last loot box article and this one makes me love you more.

This is why I tend to steer away from religious talk, because I have a basic knowledge of it and never really believed any of these deities ever existed. When someone tries to explain the vast, forgotten history of any religion, it just sounds like an empty rabbit hole to me.

Having gone through their entire discography recently, I think my favorite song by them is Vow.

Well to be fair a kid has no business playing GTAV. I am not gonna sit here and lie and say that i never played mortal kombat or other violent games when i was a kid. But if i was a parent i would sit down and play the games before i let my kid play them. And GTAV would definitely be a game i would not let my kids…

Cruel, sure, but what the hell are his parents doing letting him play GTA in the first place?

When I used to play GTA Online, in the open world whenever a kid talked at least 6 other players would find the kid and kill him while telling him to shut up.