She's batshit. Requiring schools to report the nationality and place of birth of all children, demanding that business send lists of any foreign employees they have, even going as far as to suggest that non-British doctors shouldn't work in the UK by 2025. It's unreal.

The turning point for me no longer being interested in a return to the homeland was the success of UKIP in the 2014 European Parliament election. It seemed like a sure sign that things were about to go to hell and even caused me to change my stance on Scottish Independence. Prior to that I'd been fiercly against it…

Terrifying, isn't it? The Prime Minister of the country using openly fascist rhetoric has marched in and been welcomed with open arms. I've never been more glad to have made the move north where relative sanity still prevails.

Now that I'm a family man I'm getting well into making a roast dinner most weekends. I haven't made the leap to Yorkshires yet, been perfecting my roast tatties first, but I've resolved to do it in the next couple of weeks.

65dos are so damn good.

Billy Corgan is displeased by this snub. There can be only ZERO.

Remember when racists were afraid to say racist things in public because being racist was seen to be a bad thing? Remember that? It's not like that now. It's shit.

Green Day - Welcome to Paradise
Saves The Day - At Your Funeral
Biffy Clyro - Joy.Discovery.Invention
Sonic Youth - Kissability
Mutoid Man - Scavengers
Sum 41 - Makes No Difference
The Fall of Troy - Mouths Like Sidewinder Missiles

He turned into Jonny Lee Miller so slowly that none of us noticed.

*raises a hand*

Less Than Jake - Great American Sharpshooter
Green Day - Westbound Sign
The St Pierre Snake Invasion - David Ickearumba
Inter Arma - The Survival Fires
Minor Threat - Out Of Step - With The World

Got a headache and no paracetemol, gang.

Good luck to them all.

Ovens fucking ruled.

Converge - Phoenix In Flames
Weezer - Take Control
The Flatliners - Tail Feathers
100 Onces - Crossed Irish
Pulled Apart By Horses - Meat Balloon
Superchunk - Slack Motherfucker

Jeff Rosenstock writes good songs. That's what I think.

Superchunk - Half A Life
Katatonia - Inside The City Of Glass
Green Day - King For A Day
InMe - Crushed Like Fruit
Screaming Females - Triumph
65daysofstatic - Install A Beak In The Heart That Clucks Time In Arabic
And So I Watch You From Afar - 7 Billion People All Alive At Once

I'm glad he specified that they were new to TV sports given that in the world of underground untelevised sporting activities, as we all know, they were RIFE.

It's wall to wall Fozzy.

wtf is the AV Club lol?