Get a Sony XBR2 TV for that. Those are pretty much the best CRT TVs for retro gaming up to the PS2.

How about one with the Kotaku crew drawn as ponies?

Not you, silly. This one:

Pokémon Earth.

Looks perfect to be a Metropolitan clone of Animal Crossing.

Looks more like Elijah Wood woke up naked at a furry convention.

Of course the female fox character is in a slutty dress.

If only Overwatch had a panty mode..

Get a Bad Dragon dildo instead. Not only it has the same visual style but it is also a more fulfilling experience.

That was Ichigo’s first sword, the spare one that Rukia lend him.

They are the same kind of people are either mum or perform mental gymnastics worthy of an Olympic gold medal when it comes to this:

Complete with inflatable kiddie pools full of piggies.

If you change the date to the September 25th on your XBX1/PS4/PC, will there be a Folsom Street Fair event?

Makes you wonder how much of that 90 million is people disillusioned by the choices offered at the ballot.

You are using the total population in America which is 318.9 million for that statement. The problem is that the real amount of people eligible for voting is 231.56 million.

The Japanese call Twitter The Idiot Finder for a reason:

I hope this sells and encourages Nintendo to sell a mini NES with a sports theme. It is pure sacrilege that they did not included this gem:

They can’t have officially gay characters because of the Chinese market. They a strict policy banning positive LGBT characters. And no, you can’t bend the rules by making it official that they’re straight in China, but at the same time gay in the rest of the world.