“It’s your cousin Marvin...Marvin Berry. Now listen to this!”

I jumpered my fuse box so mine did that too.. Yes, we win

“But I can do this.”

Where I’m from in the U.K (Moseley Birmingham) We’ve got a pretty big park on my doorstep that has a jazz funk and soul festival. He played there, quality.

saw him live in sydney in 2013, had a lil band and female vocalist with him. was an incredible night.

You’re a Villa fan, a Bonobo fan, Australian, and from all reports, quite handsome.

Are you my clone?

Track: Ontario | Artist: Bonobo | Album: Migration

You’ve thrown me into a jealously induced rage and ruined my Sunday; F*ck You!

I actually have one of these. Bought it from Japanese Classics in Richmond, and man, this thing is just cool to drive in. It has a ton of features that aren’t in most cars today, like Reclining Rear Seats and controllable AC/Heating in the back.  It confuses people left and right, most mistake it for a Bentley or…

Exactly. V12s are for real presidents. V8s are for secretaries.

How awesome would a racing series be featuring a hot Yaris, Fit Type-R, Abarth 500, and Fiesta ST.

The govt. replaced Dom with XXX and now everyone thinks XXX is Dom.

“Furysics”

Dom doesn’t follow the laws of physics. He never went to law school.

Not The F8 of the Furious?  The SVP of Marketing Puns over at Universal really fucked up this time.

Fast 8: The Fight Over The Frosted Tips stars Helen Mirren, Charlize Theron, and Vin Diesel. It will be the greatest film of all time.

Its also a thing that turns lights on and off. Silly nintendo.