monochronomicon
Monochronomicon
monochronomicon

You monster. The 90's gave us the G-Funk era, Notorious BIG, Final Fantasy IV-V-VI-VII-VIII. Initial D. Evangelion. Terminator 2. Metal Gear Solid. Seinfeld. Iron Chef. M-Flo. Hot Version. So many of Best Motorings greatest battles. Just so many things.

I read the first hashtag as “America Suck at Invasion.”

I’m pretty sure he’s a true car guy - he’s not faking it.

So this means it’s not like he’s stuck in second gear anymore

An avid reader for nearly 10 years, I have dreamed of the day I would receive such an illustrious prize. Never did I think a comment about a mercury Sable would win it. I just wanted more canned ham is all. Torchinsky/Sanders 2016!

Is that a silent P like in swimming ??

Sorry, was excited about engines. Thanks!

Lincoln made a Cosmopolitan back in 1949. Now this excites me.

Solid AXLE!

William Gibson once called it “Disneyland with a death penalty.”

You’re right. They should’ve called it LaKarma. Then it wouldn’t be weird at all. Just ask Ferrari.

I don’t know how to read. I has the dumbs today.

One day when (if?) they unveil this thing at an auto show, we’ll do a Jalopnik Video that’s just me and Raph weeping in front of it for a straight hour.

Yeah, I’m a big Pom Poko fan. It’s terrific.