I am not saying it was a good joke. As a matter of fact, I believe my exact words were "she is fucking stupid".

I would have been more impressed if he had married a woman he had made from the rib he had removed. Now THAT would have been properly biblical.

There's just been a series of murders where some crazed guy shot down 3 soldiers and a whole family. So, not funny. She is fucking stupid, if you ask me.

This one is happier. Action starts at 1:55, bonus sloth at the end :)

Facebook is HORRIBLE for that. Most of my high school classmates are married, or with kids, or have awesome jobs. I am single, still studying and broke. I avoid Facebook like the plague when I feel depressed, because it makes me want to stab kittens.

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Thanks :)

Since it's an open thread....

Hello ladies.

Sorry to hear that, I know it can be scary. My uncle was addicted pretty much his entire adult life (grandma would go and score his dope for him when he was too sick to go himself).

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Yeah, I watched that one too. Gorillas are the best. Check out David Attenborough's video, when he's LYING ON THE GROUND and baby gorillas play with his hair and his shoes. Best. Video. Ever.

#uglysundaynightcry

Just found it. Holy crap. That's terrible.I've always loved and respected gorillas because they're so massive and powerful, and yet so gentle and loving, but this takes the biscuit. That is devastatingly sad.

Yep. Seconded. Anus-flavoured tongue kissing? No thanks.

Me too! Where are the journalists?? I demand journalists!

This was in the related vids on the right hand side. Am now bawling uncontrollably.

"German Woman Tries to Hold Sexhausted Man Prisoner in Her Apartment"

Daddy Emperor Penguin spends 3 months in the bleakness of Antarctica, where it is dark and really cold, looking after the family egg. And for this, they can be whatever they want, they have my full support.

The land of baguettes, onions, garlic and nihilist cats.