And while all of this is happening, the governor of Texas still won’t lift his dumb-ass ban on masks mandates because, well, he’s a fucking idiot.

Nothing the Cowboys have done in the past thirty years has been worth watching.

“So you agree that scientists are just guessing.”

In other words, he wishes our permission to continue to bullshit the world with a false public persona.

He believes he’s one of them. He isn’t.

For almost everyone I knew, Ramen Noodles, the $0.19/meal classic. Fortunately, I never quite had to resort to that. For me it was grilled cheese and peanut butter sandwiches.

It would have been cruel to raise a child in a universe that mythologizes Han Solo with the name Wan Solo. Names that just sound silly: Obi Solo, Llando Solo, Chewie Solo. His parents never met Yoda. I kinda like Artoo Solo, but Han would never do that. Maybe Owen Solo? Most people wouldn’t have gotten it. Bail Solo?…

“In conclusion, thank you for remembering that I’m still alive, and get off my lawn.”

A very respectable list, except for Grease 2. That was a misguided waste.

Exorcist III wasn’t nearly as stylish as the original, and — as much as I love Brad Douriff — it would have been so much creepier to bring back Jason Miller (Father Karras) for the role instead of the hallucinatory cameos they gave him. It actually helps to read Blatty’s sequel, Legion, before seeing the film. Blatty…

2010 is one of my all-time favorite “Oh, this is on? I must watch it again” films. John Lithgow and Roy Scheider together are spectacular, and

I really appreciated the concept that, in order to keep from truly screwing up the future, its best to send people/things back in time that truly know very little about the future, and are incapable of deciding to act upon any foreknowledge except their extremely limited purpose - that they must trust the people they…

Deputy A.G. Aaron Reitz, trying to out-Ken-Paxton current A.G. Ken Paxton.

All that bitching and she didn’t use the word “uppity”?

Watching it, it seemed like the U.S. was competing with each other for who would get the winning shot. As a result, nobody did.

So this is what the guy thinks about during his time off.  Weird.

It’s also important to trim the bottom branches because many insects won’t crawl up the plant stem from the ground - they will climb onto a leaf that they can reach and climb across the plant from there. Those bottom branches take nutrients from the plant but rarely are exposed to enough sunlight, so get rid of them. I…

However, with coronavirus fast becoming a “pandemic of the unvaccinated,” some are changing their tune.

And all it took was 600 thousand deaths to change his mind.