The fact that most of the Mayo tang evaporates is what makes it useful - it doesn’t interfere with what you put in the sandwich. If all you use is American cheese, yes, butter is usually a richer combination. But I find that adding butter to a grilled cheese that has a slice of tomato just isn’t as pleasing a mix…

Yet the headline news in Texas is that the three highest infection rate counties didn’t report a single death on Monday.  Never mind that the stats have often lagged after the weekend.

It takes a special kind of stupid to be a politician yet not comprehend that being seen with anything resembling a confederate flag is a textbook-level bad public relations idea, yet, idiot that he apparently is, he did nothing illegal by being publicly stupid. Keep the photo, point it out whenever and wherever he…

Once this mess really IS under control, and Trump claims all responsibility for the success, there needs to be a really big public discussion of how that is a textbook case of “stolen honor”.

I seem to recall Trump specifically telling the Governors that they were to “solve their own problems” because they knew what their constituents needed far better than he did. Then he allowed the government to hijack incoming mask and ventilator orders placed by states because he needed to replenish the national…

$500B in profit.  Boo-Hoo.

To anyone who ever dares to suggest sacrificing a human life for the sake of the economy, I highly recommend that they volunteer — It would inarguably be a step in the right direction.

Now is ALWAYS the time to do this. If you allow yourself to put it off, you will eventually lose the opportunity - always earlier than you planned. Don’t let your family history be limited to the content of government documents.

Regardless of the social merit of the movie, I find it funny that the reviewer makes every single assumption that the characters themselves make - every explanation he provides as to why the movie is redundant (and why the assumptions the movie relies upon are mythical) are positions different characters in the movie…

The loudest reaction in the theater I saw the director’s cut in happened when the damn telephone rang.

I guarantee there’s not a public door on that building without a sign and an explanation of their mask policy, and that almost all the other entries have one as well. I’ll also wager that it’s also posted on dozens of doors inside the facility.

The whole point of hiring her was so that, after a single day of the press trying to actually do its job, Trump will rampage on Twitter claiming the bad old media was outrageous and mean to her.

“While disabling all JavaScript entirely would theoretically prevent the data leaks and potential malware attacks that rely on JavaScript, it will also make many websites harder to use, or even prevent them from loading entirely—”

Coup? No. He will torch any and all official records of his term in office, his “Presidential Diaries” will be written in the month following his election loss - and be more of a grand and glorious self-aggrandizing fiction than his constantly revised Twitter history. And after a term or two of economic clawback under…

Shining a really bright light on the patient to instantly obliterate a deadly disease? Wasn’t that a Star Trek plot?

Dr. Hfuhruhurr: “I can’t.”
Fran: “Can’t what?”
Dr. Hfuhruhurr: “I can’t inject you with window cleaner.”
Fran: “I don’t mind. Hey, what does it do anyway?”
Dr. Hfuhruhurr: “It causes your brain to die last.”
Fran: “I don’t mind.”

I never thought this would wind up in a political comment:

Thousands of years of typographic experience and learning abandoned because MSOffice users care more about expending less effort than than they do about increasing the comprehension of what they write.

Something about the shape reminds me of the Aztek.

It’s actually Influentia.