If the goal was to attract parents, it worked. If a restaurant is losing money on kids meals, they aren’t pricing very well.

I think you might also consider the metaphor of redlining an engine - pushing it beyond its designed tolerances, risking catastrophic failure.

If God wanted Trump to be President, that’s not a God I can trust. Maybe it was a flood-type decision...

I wondered why I hadn’t seen any big team portrait plastered across all the conservative media, just scattered snapshots of the table with a few rarely used suits behind them (shot from the chest down) and a few close-ups of recognizable (white) players with the WH stiffs. Oh, and the glamour shot of Trump, all by…

The scariest part is that the GOP will do everything they can to put him back in office because they are afraid to publicly admit that they made a mistake giving him the support to get there in the first place.

If that argument hadn’t happened, I really don’t think she’d have stuck to her guns like this.

...or honey-toes.

Trump doesn’t give a shit about the wall. He’s desperate to not lose.

Cover-Your-Ass votes for Senators on both sides. At least the Democrat’s bill came closer to passing.

You might get to add Carl Kline to the “Future” list, given that he’s overridden 30 Top Secret security clearance rejections in order to allow Trump’s set of cronies access to the West Wing.

It always worries me when any small group says “we’ve gotta take our country back.”

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought about this.

“Zuzu’s petals...Zuzu’s petals! There they are! Bert, what do you know about that!”

His description sounds suspiciously like he once saw the last three minutes of It’s A Wonderful Life, while extremely drunk.

In Texas Politics, we’ve had nothing but assholes to choose from since the 90's.

Did that. The results came in two parts: heritage and appearance.

If there had been no shutdown, the government would have had to pay that money anyway (in actual, on-time wages) - so there are no unexpected expenses in that number, we citizens have just lost a full month of services. However, estimates are that the shutdown would reduce the nation’s annual GDP by more than $6B as…

Ultimately, it will come out that Trump hasn’t actually spoken to Rudy in over three years. They just hired him, told him he had some sort of authority, and have been running him as a sideshow distraction because they have so little else to laugh about.

“Because being the subject of a documentary President is acting now.”