In college, my last literature class made me read Madame Bovary. When I finished it, I swore to my professor that I would never again let anyone force me to read what they selected. I am now a voracious reader. I have thrown bad books in the garbage rather than risk inflicting them upon others by donating or…

I think somebody’s had tee many martoonis.

“There is pride to be had where the prejudicial is practiced with precision in the trenchant triage of tactile terminations.”

Tintin’s chase is the fabulous, out-of-control cinematic circus that CGI at its best achieves, purely because it shows what is possible if you don’t need to make any decisions based upon how to manipulate a real, physical camera. This is the most pure example of Spielberg’s lifelong goal of filming a classic Saturday…

Should’ve traded #15 (The Lost World Trailer/Cliff) for The Circus Train in The Last Crusade.

Not true. When your dog drives the car into a tree, it would be an accident.

Four Chiefs of Staff: One for those staff members he trusts, one for those he doesn’t trust, one for those whose names he can’t remember, and one for all the voices in his head.

Donald Trump’s new National Security Advisor: Reba McEntyre as Colonel Sanders.

Trump is going to tweet that he “fired” the guy, that this was all his idea. But then, I’m willing to bet he hired Ty Cobb just because he remembered the name and though “The guy’s a famous ballplayer! How could we lose?”.

...A kid-loving clown.

Matthew R. Cake?

Chennedy Carter scored A&M’s last nine points in this game, set a school record for points in tournament play (37), and will be there for three more years. The only dreck here is the weak media coverage.

The men’s team took out North Carolina, too. Good day to be an Aggie.

May work in a private discussion, but in any public forum, you’ll run out of time (and audience attention) before you get to make your arguments, having strengthened your opponent’s argument in the audience’s mind.

Now that Trump executed an executive action via tweet, doesn’t that settle the argument that all of his tweets should be treated as official statements of policy and should remain published forever (un-editable and un-deletable)?

Steroids.

A note for all protesters (and reporters): stop referring to “guns” and ALWAYS us the term “weapons”. “Guns” have romantic associations for these assholes. BB guns, pellet guns, even shotguns and other far less lethal firearms they owned as children. If you want to get specific, say “assault weapons”, “automatic…

A few months ago, when some nut opened fire in a walmart, the police arrived not to an evacuated store containing one nut with a gun, but to an evacuated store containing one nut with a gun and five vigilantes with guns. It’s a miracle one of these other nuts didn’t get shot.