Donald Trump’s new National Security Advisor: Reba McEntyre as Colonel Sanders.

Trump is going to tweet that he “fired” the guy, that this was all his idea. But then, I’m willing to bet he hired Ty Cobb just because he remembered the name and though “The guy’s a famous ballplayer! How could we lose?”.

...A kid-loving clown.

Matthew R. Cake?

Chennedy Carter scored A&M’s last nine points in this game, set a school record for points in tournament play (37), and will be there for three more years. The only dreck here is the weak media coverage.

The men’s team took out North Carolina, too. Good day to be an Aggie.

May work in a private discussion, but in any public forum, you’ll run out of time (and audience attention) before you get to make your arguments, having strengthened your opponent’s argument in the audience’s mind.

Now that Trump executed an executive action via tweet, doesn’t that settle the argument that all of his tweets should be treated as official statements of policy and should remain published forever (un-editable and un-deletable)?

Steroids.

A note for all protesters (and reporters): stop referring to “guns” and ALWAYS us the term “weapons”. “Guns” have romantic associations for these assholes. BB guns, pellet guns, even shotguns and other far less lethal firearms they owned as children. If you want to get specific, say “assault weapons”, “automatic…

A few months ago, when some nut opened fire in a walmart, the police arrived not to an evacuated store containing one nut with a gun, but to an evacuated store containing one nut with a gun and five vigilantes with guns. It’s a miracle one of these other nuts didn’t get shot.

That’s precisely the back-pedal explanation Trump gave last night: He claims he didn’t propose arming teachers, he proposed allowing teachers who have military training to carry arms into the classroom at the ready.

You are correct, I was wrong. I never suspected it was in the literal definition: I expected it to be in advertising restrictions and trade laws. But, nope. None that I can find.

The trade laws of many countries specify that the term “bourbon” can only be applied to qualifying products made in Kentucky. Not every country follows that rule, and even American companies can label products sold overseas as bourbon regardless of point of origin.

So far, every single Lando toy I’ve seen has one eyebrow raised.

My favorite announcer comment so far this Olympics: “Curling, like Golf, was invented by the Scots, who excel at creating games where people yell at inanimate objects.”

A friend who was a very observant once argued that people never stop liking the music they were listening to around the first time they get laid. They might keep finding new things to enjoy, but no matter how bad their taste was at that time, they never stop listening to music that was their favorite at that point of…

Ahh, the ennui is overwhelming...

We hold parades to welcome soldiers home, not to show off our authority.