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That is probably the funniest actual clip of Jeopardy I’ve ever seen. But then, I’m from Texas, where if you couldn’t answer at least two of those five questions, you’re lucky to have survived growing up at all.

I read “Tom Landry” and heard absolutely nothing in your head. Apparently it is well insulated. Good job!

It took Nissan a year and a half to get parts to replace my passenger side air bag (they recommended “Don’t put passengers in the front passenger seat”), and now they’ve notified me that they need to replace the driver’s side bag as well (no recommendation), but still don’t have kits for that repair and don’t expect…

Once again, life imitates art.

Ajit Pai - “B-b-but you’re taking potential profits out of the pockets of the companies that are going to give me money when I leave this job!”

That should be carved into the facade of the Donald Trump Presidential Library (which will contain only coloring books and The Art of The Deal.).

AN official mental fitness examination has a question on it from a Second Grade Reading Comprehension test? Good lord, at least make him take a PSAT.

And Another Thing read like a fan-service effort which took great pains to assemble a collection of story beats so that the author could mimic Adams writing style, yet it never actually managed to be funny.

I want Alan Rickman’s voice on my voicemail.

Nope. I loved both versions. No need to choose a favorite. (I loved the radio play, too.)

Nope. I loved both versions. No need to choose a favorite. (I loved the radio play, too.)

I loved Dogma because, despite pissing off some of the people I watched it with, it still made them laugh out loud at other parts.

On the C-pillar? They should have put it where it belongs: on the gas cap.

Watching the anthem, it really appeared that Trump was either talking through it or didn’t know the words. Certainly, his lips didn’t match the lyrics.

Every single Republican I know who voted for Trump did so over abortion. No other reasons, no other justifications. Many of them considered him an idiot and claim they despise him. But they still considered him the best chance of outlawing abortion they would ever see, and chose to ignore every other issue.

I actually have two ancestors named Closure. Never heard of it anywhere else.

Count yourself lucky. In Dallas, drivers go timid every time it rains.

Theory: She didn’t really love her husband.

I remember going to see Ken Branagh’s Henry V when I was in college. It had great buzz in the art-house circles and Dallas had a brand new theater that chose to screen it. The room was full of a weird mix of young art students and elderly retired couples, all of whom were happily chatting with each other in line like…